January 2011
2010: it's been real, it's been fun. it's been...
graduating year, here we come.
Everyone shut the fuck up about "being ready" and...
judgemodollas:
this my nigga doe
December 2010
If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip...
geezydee:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I CAN’T EVEN. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate it when my boob itches.
karemalhamad:
carmelaistheillest:
it doesn’t only happen to girls
Nope.
1 tag
winter break = parents on your case about going...
it’s so frustraighting. especially with some lame ass curfew. seriously, i’m not gonna come home drunk and knocking things over the formal living room. i haven’t done anything wrong for you guys not to trust me. i don’t understand how you can let me go to san francisco with my boyfriend for four days but tell me to be home by eleven. blah blah blah -__-‘
So Christmas has passed. That means all the...
kyoshiwarrior:
tits-and-giggles:
ethanmarek:
Time for Tumblr to be spammed with close up pictures of random shit labeled “photography”.
^this.
Tumblr is making me laugh too much today.
hahaha
Tumblr got rid of the "Welcome Back" part of the...
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
-fewexpectations:
day 30: last thing you thought about before bed
*conversation on the phone w/ the boy
me: too bad jewish people don’t have a santa! him: there is. it’s called hanukkah harry! me: no way? is it the same concept? him: kind of. he goes through the window closest to the menorah at night every night for 8 days. harder worker than you guys’ santa me: how long did it take for you to realize it was your mom putting presents?...
Say hello to Glen Coco
dragonsbanana:
fuckyeahmeangirls:
hexerei:
David Reale, a Canadian actor born 1984, was the man who played the lovable role of Glen Coco in the 2004 film: Mean Girls. Sadly, this crucial role was not credited in the movie. If you ask me, 4 candycanes is simply not credit enough for the portrayal of such an inspiring character. You go David Reale!
<3
Dragon and I have met him. NO BIG...
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HAVE A TUMBLR NOW?!?!?
wrapitbeforeyoutapit:
All I see on FB is “OMG you have a tumblr?!?!?!?!?!? ADDDDD MEEEEE”
I’m like “BITCH I WILL CUT YOU!”